Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Fuck appropriateness.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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