I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
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Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
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Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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