He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
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apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
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