Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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