Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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