That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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