i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
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