the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Quick, to the slutcave!
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Sacagawea was the original milf.
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Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
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I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
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