i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
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and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
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I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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