you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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