Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
