everyone is single if you try hard enough
he thought i was a dude.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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