spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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