He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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