Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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