Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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