I must be too annoying 4 u.
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
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It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
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He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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