If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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