Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
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It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
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I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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