am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
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