I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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