Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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