There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
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2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
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Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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