Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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