all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Randomize
