this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
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I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
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I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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