Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
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I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
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Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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