Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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