I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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