she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize
