I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
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What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
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The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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