on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
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Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
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It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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