I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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