Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
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Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
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I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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