Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
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his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
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Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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