Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
Randomize
