Umm I'm too high to move.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
nutella sex= disaster
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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