mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
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Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
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Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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