I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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