I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
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the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
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i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Pooping to opera.
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