It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I have so many feelings about this burrito
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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