Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
i may or may not be watching the land before time
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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