I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
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the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
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Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
did you just send me my own nude
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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