you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
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I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
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We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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