do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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