that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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