Im at strip club and am horny
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
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You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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