Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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