so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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