exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Shame - the story of my life.
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