I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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