Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
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I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
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I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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