Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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