she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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