Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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