Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
apparently the secret to your success is patron
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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