If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
im six kinds of drunk right now
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
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