Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
It's a yes or no question.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.